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Listen, I don't want to frighten you folks, but a farmer nearby was horribly mutilated, and I thought I should tell other folks, folks like yourselves, so that maybe, just maybe, you wouldn't be horribly mutilated too.

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Yes, Mr. President Of "A" Country...

Posted by Joe Dec. 26, 2007 @ 12:06 AM EST

The answer is indeed a blender. <3

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67 Comments

Dec. 27, 2007 | 6:42 PM kindmortal says:

That picture is shockingly gay.

Dec. 28, 2007 | 12:48 AM LadyGrace says:

But the question is... where's your pants?

Jan. 1, 2008 | 9:00 AM Kain-Ceverus says:

Is it me or is this frightening?

Jan. 2, 2008 | 11:28 PM jonthomson says:

lol

Jan. 8, 2008 | 1:57 PM Goonie says:

I perfer a toaster.

Jan. 15, 2008 | 6:42 PM puddinN64 says:

nice drawing.

Jan. 16, 2008 | 2:29 AM Kuro says:

BABY FUCK, BABY FUCK.

Jan. 16, 2008 | 4:26 AM Joe responds:

That is a horrible, horrible thing to say, and I do not endorse that kind of action one bit.

Jan. 16, 2008 | 5:07 AM Azutom says:

Rofl.
BABY FUCK, BABY FUCK!

Jan. 18, 2008 | 5:39 AM error-1011 says:

Your so badass Joe <3 :3

Jan. 18, 2008 | 7:53 AM AlacritySoundz says:

thanks PAL.

Jan. 19, 2008 | 12:44 AM Phantox says:

Eh, I don't get it...

Nice pic tho

Did you draw it yourself?

Jan. 19, 2008 | 1:21 AM Adio says:

Blenders fucking rock!!

Jan. 24, 2008 | 5:50 PM Psycho-Pickle says:

Whats wrong with his ass? Why does he stand like that

Jan. 25, 2008 | 3:54 PM killerjeff says:

you fucking suck. if I knew where you live I would mutilate you till you look like a mixed banana with ketcup. you shit bag cock sucker. . . say can you unban me?

Jan. 27, 2008 | 9:28 AM JewelCrafter says:

Dude, can you give me a link of where you found it? I'll tell you a secret if you do it!!

Jan. 27, 2008 | 8:35 PM Murad136 says:

bra - i got banned 4 making a topic called "cuss wars" - then i actually p.med a mod - and they said it was a good idea and it might happen -

and i was planning 2 be on the bbs all night 2day 4 the 1st time bra.

well - u know - just sayin -

or like .... beggin kinda.........

plz unban me :?

cheers

Murad136

Oh wise blender , please help me.

Jan. 28, 2008 | 4:06 PM risbolla says:

IT'SSS AWW-RIGHTTT!!! ~~~~~~~~~

Feb. 4, 2008 | 6:13 PM Corky-D says:

What a bunch of

Feb. 14, 2008 | 5:48 AM michaelsetiyawan says:

that picture is like make in 1982!

Feb. 16, 2008 | 12:16 AM 7IsUnlucky says:

no fare u locked my thred

Feb. 16, 2008 | 1:31 AM Joe responds:

Bouncing is what Tiggers do best!

Feb. 16, 2008 | 9:27 AM 7IsUnlucky says:

holy fuck even the mods on ng are turning gay

Feb. 16, 2008 | 9:28 AM 7IsUnlucky says:

wait is that guy in the picture not wearing pants???

Feb. 16, 2008 | 11:21 AM Joe responds:

Well, he DID just fuck a baby. Cut him some slack.

Feb. 16, 2008 | 12:02 PM 7IsUnlucky says:

hay wtf is that in the blender

Feb. 17, 2008 | 12:24 AM shade999999 says:

Can you blend it?

This episode: A newborn baby

The answer: YES! It blends!

Feb. 18, 2008 | 7:01 AM Jaredcatz says:

What comic is that?

Feb. 18, 2008 | 7:49 AM Murad136 says:

indeed it is - all hail blender!

Feb. 19, 2008 | 11:13 PM iRape says:

36Holla says it's a toaster

Feb. 20, 2008 | 10:04 AM gamerdakota says:

Hahah,nice try Joe.But we can all see that that blender is actually high powered Fusion Ray capable melting the polar ice caps!

Feb. 21, 2008 | 10:23 AM doberman7 says:

Joe for moderator 2008.

Feb. 28, 2008 | 10:07 AM Kenshi says:

You anger me.

Mar. 2, 2008 | 4:19 PM Kagoe says:

It looks like he blendered a baby >:D
Oh...and he looks big-assed.

Mar. 6, 2008 | 2:00 AM Timmy says:

Hey Joe....where you goin with that blender in your hand?
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that blender in your hand?
Alright. You're goin down to chop your old lady,
I know you caught her messin' 'round with another man.

Mar. 15, 2008 | 9:20 AM Murad136 says:

joe
be bouncin on em hoe
woe!

;)!

Mar. 19, 2008 | 4:42 AM samsam72 says:

wow i never wou;ld of guesed that the answer was a blender lol

Mar. 23, 2008 | 6:54 PM Shadow0fDeath says:

You stole my first name, I demand it back.

Mar. 31, 2008 | 10:51 PM liquidfire666 says:

but.....but........what about the toaster!

Apr. 12, 2008 | 3:08 PM Lorkas says:

Can you send me the full manga?

Apr. 20, 2008 | 1:38 AM Goonie says:

User = Joe
THE MAJORITY of the BBS GENERAL TOPICS = Blender

May. 16, 2008 | 4:13 PM Wegra says:

Noooo! you bastard you a locked my thread! Why you gotta be like a that!

May. 17, 2008 | 9:16 PM VeryProudofYa says:

oh my god...

is... is that gooch?

May. 20, 2008 | 6:51 PM CGUE says:

amish ppl suk

May. 21, 2008 | 4:56 PM CGUE says:

unban my bbs shit u faggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg gg, by the way new york smells like piss iv been there

Jun. 6, 2008 | 4:40 PM SgtButts says:

Will it blend?

Jun. 15, 2008 | 1:58 AM Liteice says:

lol im a pervert.

Jun. 15, 2008 | 4:09 AM RobotTaco says:

ITS A BLENDER?! I never would have guessed...

Jun. 15, 2008 | 7:33 PM TheGodfather says:

What's IN the Blender?

Jun. 22, 2008 | 5:56 PM Chdonga says:

Lady Grace
: But the question is... where's your pants?

In the blender

Jun. 29, 2008 | 12:41 AM Dick-Massage says:

How did you know that was part of my massage routine?

Jun. 30, 2008 | 1:54 PM gdog163 says:

omg! a blender! can it make milkshakes?

(i think i set-up a cock joke O.o)

Jul. 4, 2008 | 2:41 PM Joe responds:

A cock joke, how edgy. If only putting a baby in a blender was more edgy.

If only.

Jul. 23, 2008 | 2:20 AM twosickminds says:

I loved you Joe, I loved you like you were my own son, but then you... you... you back stabbed me, you treated me like I was nothing.

Why? Why Joe. Don't answer that It'll be miles before you see me again.

Fade to black.

The end

(credits roll as triumphant music ensues)

Jul. 31, 2008 | 4:52 PM Earthshine says:

hi joe

Aug. 2, 2008 | 6:00 PM Metalix says:

thirty days

Aug. 4, 2008 | 10:09 PM Achilles2 says:

My, you seen Joe?

</pop tart commercial>

Aug. 8, 2008 | 12:00 AM fucking666killelmo says:

SMOOTHIES FOR TEH EVERYONE!!!

Aug. 19, 2008 | 5:58 PM xXCostelloXx says:

is that a cat in the blender
?
:O

Aug. 21, 2008 | 11:15 PM JKMonkey says:

I knew it was a blender! lol

Aug. 24, 2008 | 11:07 PM JoeCool9900 says:

come back

Aug. 28, 2008 | 10:20 PM goldblade1 says:

The real question is, are baby shakes high in protein?

Sep. 3, 2008 | 8:33 PM simon says:

Congrats on your new level, looks sexy.

Sep. 4, 2008 | 9:40 PM speeling says:

what about life? what is the answer to that?

Sep. 21, 2008 | 9:42 AM nataSNoose says:

I read the mag Blender <3

Sep. 25, 2008 | 3:59 PM MissingNYC says:

That picture is shockingly gay.

Sep. 27, 2008 | 1:52 AM CleansingFlame says:

IT'S AWWWWWWWW-RIGHT

Sep. 27, 2008 | 1:53 AM hollerhollerholler7 says:

I am having a massive boner. omg

Sep. 29, 2008 | 10:23 PM Rabid-Animals says:

I would do you.

Sep. 30, 2008 | 6:03 PM SCUD14 says:

NO! I BEG YOU! RIP ME OPEN INSTEAD!

Nov. 18, 2008 | 6:57 PM uberpwnage3 says:

BUTT CHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And WTF's IN The Blender? It Looks Like A Stuffed Bear..

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