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Joe

Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: New York

Listen, I don't want to frighten you folks, but a farmer nearby was horribly mutilated, and I thought I should tell other folks, folks like yourselves, so that maybe, just maybe, you wouldn't be horribly mutilated too.

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Latest Flash Reviews

23 Reviews | 4 w/ Responses

Score: 10
ROFLattack!

"You are a flash GOD."

submission: ROFLattack!
date: May 31, 2004

Anyone who votes less than 5 on this should be shot. >:(

Author's Response:

Hi.

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Score: 2
NG Experience

"OK..."

submission: NG Experience
date: December 26, 2003

But I hope you know that tomorrow, all of those values you gave will be different with the exception of 1-9. The way the system works is that levels 10+ are scaled by the amount the level 30 user has. So unless you plan on updating this every day when it changes, it won't be much help to anyone. The ranks are based on specific amounts, which makes a flash like this possible since they won't be changing. But with levels... unless you're willing to update it every day it is pointless.

Author's Response:

Well, not every day, but maybe every week. Ill put a little disclaimer with a date on the discription. Tnx for the review!

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Score: 2
PoPoint

"Pretty simple..."

submission: PoPoint
date: October 14, 2003

And not much to it, might want to make it look a little better.

Oh, and

You Clicked all the blocks in 4.498 seconds

Dude... impossible

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Score: 0
Bitch Slap Bitches

"Shameful"

submission: Bitch Slap Bitches
date: April 18, 2008

Awful. Just awful.

It's clear that you have not learned a damn thing about rhythym, rhyme, flow, structure, or word choice since I last reviewed your "music."

The only impression I got from this song is that you're a 10 year old that just learned the word "bitch" so you feel the need to use it as every other word of the song. There is nothing "clever" or even fitting in a song to overuse a word.

Then there's the lack of rhyming, followed by excessive rhyming. Pick one and go with it. All that shows is that you are stretching for a rhyme in some places, and then don't understand how to get your point across with non-rhyming words in another line.

Without any structure, you have one rhythym, and with the next line you have a completely different rhythym, but you try to fit it in the same space.. for some reason. It makes absolutely no sense and is painful to listen to. You can't cram 10 syllables into one line and then in the next have 30, with a poor attempt to rhyme the two lines. The rhyme was gone when you were half way through your jumbled cramming of words to fit the music.

Then there's the fact that the lyrics are just horrible overall. I mean, come on "Make like a tree and leave." Are you fucking serious?

You really need to give it up, there's no hope for you.

April 19, 2008

Author's Response:

If you're such a rapping expert, why don't you make a rap song?

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Score: 0
PsychoGoldfish Is a Loser

""YoinK - What A Loser""

date: December 7, 2007

The title says it all. It's on your account, so you don't need to specify who it's by, which can only mean that you are saying "Yoink, What a Loser," which, based on what I've heard from you is completely accurate.

You really have no rythym, or understanding of how rhyming works. Just because you end a line with a word that sounds like the line before it doesn't mean it's a rhyme. You have to have rhythym, the syllables have to fit, you can't just cram 20 syllables into 2 seconds just so you can get to your rhymed word in time with the music (which you usually don't end up doing 90% of the time anyway.)

"When I hear your voice I try hard not to vomit
You can't rap if your life depended on it"

Really? You think that's good? Beautiful irony though, that's something you seem to understand well, or at least stumble into very very frequently.

"You thought it was over after you talked your shit
You're not even at my level of producing a hit"

That's really the only truthful line in the song. He is clearly on a much higher level than you, he understands rythym, beat, choice of words, syllabic style, everything. To be an amazing rapper, you have to understand how those things work, and know how and when to utilize them properly. It would have been more of an insult if you said he WAS at your level.

So basically, you have no rhythym, you don't understand how rhyming works, you don't know how to choose your words to fit into the beat, you have no idea how to structure a song. He does. His words flow, they match the beat, he doesn't shove as many words he can into one second so it "fits."

And he's not even trying, because it's really not worth it. And don't say you aren't trying either, because it's obvious you are.

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Score: 10
Are We Still Friends?

"Word."

date: December 6, 2007

Those be some phat rhymes, son!

December 7, 2007

Author's Response:

Phatter than UPN to the power of black!

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