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Joe

Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: New York

Listen, I don't want to frighten you folks, but a farmer nearby was horribly mutilated, and I thought I should tell other folks, folks like yourselves, so that maybe, just maybe, you wouldn't be horribly mutilated too.

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Bitch Slap Bitches

"Shameful"

submission: Bitch Slap Bitches
date: April 18, 2008

Awful. Just awful.

It's clear that you have not learned a damn thing about rhythym, rhyme, flow, structure, or word choice since I last reviewed your "music."

The only impression I got from this song is that you're a 10 year old that just learned the word "bitch" so you feel the need to use it as every other word of the song. There is nothing "clever" or even fitting in a song to overuse a word.

Then there's the lack of rhyming, followed by excessive rhyming. Pick one and go with it. All that shows is that you are stretching for a rhyme in some places, and then don't understand how to get your point across with non-rhyming words in another line.

Without any structure, you have one rhythym, and with the next line you have a completely different rhythym, but you try to fit it in the same space.. for some reason. It makes absolutely no sense and is painful to listen to. You can't cram 10 syllables into one line and then in the next have 30, with a poor attempt to rhyme the two lines. The rhyme was gone when you were half way through your jumbled cramming of words to fit the music.

Then there's the fact that the lyrics are just horrible overall. I mean, come on "Make like a tree and leave." Are you fucking serious?

You really need to give it up, there's no hope for you.

April 19, 2008

Author's Response:

If you're such a rapping expert, why don't you make a rap song?

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Score: 10
Are We Still Friends?

"Word."

date: December 6, 2007

Those be some phat rhymes, son!

December 7, 2007

Author's Response:

Phatter than UPN to the power of black!

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Score: 10
Super Crazy Techno Fun Time

"Amazing."

date: October 25, 2007

This is indeed... my fantasy...

October 25, 2007

Author's Response:

And you are mine.

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